While getting ready for bed, i asked billy to give his brother a kiss. He walked over to noah and gave him a kiss. He then pulled away, cradled noah's head in his hands, and said "Noah so warm. You okay noah?"
"Billy you want *fill in the blank*?"
"sure! I yike *fill in the blank*"
After transferring the first of about 50 beads from a plate to a bottle "almost done!" (They say the first step is the hardest, right? So maybe he's on to something!)
"Dinner is ready sweetheart. Come get dinner sweetheart momma!"
Holding a feminine product in it's wrapper "momma, I wan eat it!"
After-nap confession:"Momma I took off my socks." I tell him that's okay, then ask him if his socks are uncomfortable. "No. I just like my toes."
"Billy, you're growing up so fast!"
"You're growing up so fast, too, momma!"
"I wish you didn't have to grow up."
"I have to grow up, momma. I have to."
3 days after being up all night "spitting" (vomiting), he noticed a bowl of salsa on the ottoman. His face had a look of horror and he shouted "mama I spit in the bowl!!"
While daddy was away on a night flght, Billy got a package in the mail and i told him It was from daddy. Immediately after opening it (and showing his excitement upon seeing it was a keyboard) he said "I need to say thank you!! Daddy thank you!!!"
"Billy, I'm so lucky daddy works so hard so that I get to stay at home with you!"
"No mommy, I'm so lucky"
"I don't like that slide mommy. It's gonna burn my knees UP!"
"Is you my buddy mommy?"
"Yes, I am your buddy billy!"
"Then would you may go get my lovie please?"
Immediately after I finished vacuuming: "mommy give me five! You cleaned up all the dirt. Good job cleaning up all the dirt!"
Happy Mother's Day Noah!
"Is you have a penis yet, momma?"
"No honey I don't have a penis."
"We can get one at the store later!"